Saturday, January 16, 2010

The Top 8 Reasons to Take the Test and Apply for a job as a Census Taker on Kauai Today

8. You can visit your neighbors without being obligated to bring a gift.
7. Compare your test score with friends. If you get the highest score you can gloat and feel superior
6. Uncle Sam is not going bail YOU out… but he may give you a job.
5. Your spouse is going to kick you out of the house if you don’t get a job.
4. Your mother is going to kick you out of the house if you don’t get a job.
3. Unlike beach clean-ups and building houses for habitat for humanity, this is a way to serve the community and get paid.
2. .This may be your last chance to be a census taker. By 2020, the census will be conducted by robots made in China.
1. You went to all that trouble to learn to count in kindergarten. You might as well put the skill to good use.